[AngelBear]

While touring and Indian reservation in North Dakota
filming a documentary, Barbara Walters was puzzled as
to why the difference in the number of feathers in the
headdresses. So, she asked a brave who only had one
feather in his headdress. His reply was: "Only have
one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked
another brave. This brave had two feathers in his
headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women.
Two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated number of
sexual partners involved, she decided to interview
the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of
feathers. Which, needless to say amused Ms. Walters.
She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers
in your headdress?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest
and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with'em all. Big, small,
fat and tall, me sleep with'em all."

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like
buffalo, long like snake"

Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile!"
The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style,
any style... me sleep with'em all."

With tears in her eyes. M. Walters cried, "Oh dear."

The Chief said: "No deer... Ass too high, run to fast."