[armyinfmom63]

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on
> her wedding night and put it on.
> She went to her husband, a retired Marine Sergeant Major, and said:"Honey,
> do you remember this?"
>
> He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore
> that same negligee the night we were married"

> She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me
> that night?"
>
> He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck
> the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
>
> She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's
> fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have
> to say tonight?"
>
> He looked her up and down and replied,
>
> "Mission accomplished."
>