[cincymarsdad]

1. That French island resort they talked about turned out to have two "r's" in the word "Paris".
2. Breakfast lunch and dinner was an acronym called "MRE".
3. The free clothes they told you about were cammies.
4. The exercise program they talked up included a 54 hour jaunt with almost no sleep.
5. The hotel is called a "squad bay".
6. The "concierge" has incredibly capable vocal cords, and uses them.
7. The swimming pool is only for one week, and they expect difficult things there.
8. The sand pit is NOT for volleyball.
9. The only females you see look pretty much the same as you do.
10. The end of "Spring Break" is just about the best day of your life.