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Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench
outside the local town hall where a flower
show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, " Life is so darn boring;

We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00,
I'd take my clothes off and streak through
that stupid flower show!"

" You're on!" said the other old lady,
holding up a $ 5.00 bill.

The first fumbled her way out of her clothes
and, completely naked, streaked through the
front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge
commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst out through the door
surrounded by a cheering crowd.

" What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

I won 1st prize as "Best Dried Arrangement."