DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ...
(This one is worth passing on.)
This one is for everyone who ..
a) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid
e) is going to have
kids.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year
old daughter was having
a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she
said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her tiny fingers in
my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them.
Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter
was standing on the bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"