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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart
of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of
coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading
her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her
purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was
indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and
saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that
could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly