[Navy6064]

Little Johnnie sees his Daddy's car passing the
play-ground and go into the woods. Curious, he
follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in
a "Passionate Embrace". Johnnie finds this so
exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs
home and starts to tell his mother excitedly:

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane
layed down on the seat, then Daddy.."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said,
"Johnnie, this is such an interesting story.
Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you
tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnnie to tell
his story, so Johnnie starts his story, describing
the car into the woods, the undressing, laying
down on the seat, and...

"...then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing
Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in
the army."