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Drunk Story of the Month...



A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over and looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says, "I was at your grandma's house today and I saw her buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman."

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the t able again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good. The best I ever had."

The bikers buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
"I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it."

At that point, the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eye and says



"Grandpa.....go home, you're drunk!"