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A saleswoman was traveling along this Arkansas road when her car broke
down near a farmhouse. She went to the farmhouse and asked the farmer if
he could put her up for the night until her car was fixed.

"Sure," he said, "but you have to sleep with my son because we only have
two bedrooms. By the way, he suffers from tight skin."

She asked if it was contagious and he said no, so they went to sleep.

When she woke up in the morning the bed was full of dung. She screamed.

The farmer came running into the room and asked what was wrong. "This
bed is full of shit!" she yelled.

"I told you last night that he suffered from tight skin," said the
farmer.

"What the hell is tight skin?" she asked.

The farmer said, "When he closes his eyes his ass hole opens up!"