[USAFDefender]

Only in Security Forces...............


Requesting medical treatment will put you on your Flight Chief's shitlist


You've only had to see your Commander on two occasions THANKSGIVING andCHRISTMAS


Being crazy or getting in trouble can get you a better job in thesquadron


Prior enlisted officers forget they were ever enlisted


Where a DV visit will get more back office people armed up and on postthan a squadron recall


Getting relieved to take care of a sick family member is considered"skating"


You can receive non-judicial punishment for not attending squadronfundraisers


Where every squadron issue is a "manning issue"


You have only been allowed to take three weeks of leave in the past fiveyears


You've been to the Middle East so much; you're considering applying fordual citizenship


You trained for six months in the woods and got deployed to the desert


You lost out on the training job, to a guy who had a sharper uniform


It's not a squadron problem that you never see your kids due to 12 hourmids, but it is a problem when you don't show up to a squadron picnic


You were caught stealing in the BX and they put you in supply


Your profile is only active during duty hours


Requesting to work dayshift is considered whining


After ten years of classes you finally got an Associates Degree


Where an injury you got in a 7th grade kickball game can keep you fromdeploying


The main people who tell you not to complain about deployments, neverdeploy


You were briefed about your uniform appearance by a fat master sergeant,who can't even see his own penis