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In the comprehensive list of capacities, some are missing:

- Open a can with the ruddy multipurpose tool without loosing a finger
- Pop blisters in the most unexpected parts of your anatomy
- Eat anything that goes splush in your dish and yell that the duff is great to any idiot officer who asks you.

Any contributions from other oldies?
I must admit I never saw the elephant, luckily for me.

Taraa