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A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having
with his stubborn girlfriend.

"She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man
exclaimed.

"Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife" replied the
boss. "Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank
her."

Shaking his head the young guy replied, "That doesn't work. Once I get
her pants down I'm not mad anymore."