[ArchAngel]

Every morning this particular husband wakes up and farts, his wife getting sick of it finally says to him, "You know that if you fart too much your guts will fall out of your butt.", he replied, "Yeah right! You're full of it!" So that night the wife, who works as an assistant in a butchers shop, gets a just enough of cow guts and pig guts and as her husband is sleeping puts them all over his lower half near his butt.
The next morning the wife wakes up and her husband isn't in bed. Soon she finds out he's been in the bathroom for 2 hours, so she lays back down and waits for him. When he walks out he says, "Honey, I believe every word you said about the guts falling out of my butt if I fart too much, but thank God and the grace for these two fingers, I got 'em back in!"