You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!
32 Rednecks Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!
You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.
132 legs and 8 teeth
Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
Attention-Seeking Redneck
What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”
A Special Night in Iowa
Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa? A: Prom.
