[AmericanGirl]

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind
him. As
he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man
says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
ostrich, "What's
yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time
later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please."
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for
payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"I'll
have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll
have the
same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with
exact
change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter
again. "The
usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will
have a
steak, baked potato and salad," says the man, "same for me," says
the
ostrich. Short time later the waitress comes with the order and
says,
"That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out
of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back
her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always
come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well,"
says the man, "Several years ago, I was cleaning the attic and I found
an
old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I
would
just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount ! of money would
always
be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for
a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of
milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the
ostrich?" The
man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chick with
long legs who agrees with everything I say."