[Rusty24]

A man walks out of a bar stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.

A cop sees him and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"

"Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?"

"It wassss at the end of thissss key!" the man answers.

The officer looks down and sees that the man's "thing" is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He says to the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The shocked man looks down and, without missing a beat, moans, "OHHHH GOD....They got my girlfriend, too!!!"




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