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Woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.

After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

The friend says, "How can that be?

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500.

And of course I made a donation to the church.

That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. ..

The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone?

My goodness, how big is it?"



The widow says, "Three carats."