Funny

[InfantryRyan001]

Two things to know before you read below:
Soldier's are taught

1) Keep your priorities in order,
and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.

A Soldier was attending a college course between missions in Iraq
and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the
class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said
loudly, God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting." It got down to the last minute when the Soldier stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch, knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Soldier went back to his seat and sat down. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Soldier and asked, "What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Soldier calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America's Soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot. So He sent me."

[Spitfire101]

lol

[USMCRET6391]

[USMC Chuter]

Lmao!

[AmericanGirl]

LMAO!! that joke never gets old

[armyinfmom63]

Lol

[Ken_Detroit]

a classic

[Bronco1986]

indeed