The Dozens - Page 2

**Brad** · 10-18-2005, 08:37 PM

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

CFergusn · 10-18-2005, 08:38 PM

yo momma so fat, if she ever breaks a hip, she'll bleed gravy

**Brad** · 10-18-2005, 08:38 PM

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

**Vulture6** · 10-18-2005, 08:46 PM

Yo momma so fat, they put her face on a can of lard!

**Brad** · 10-18-2005, 08:48 PM

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

**Vulture6** · 10-18-2005, 08:51 PM

Yo momma's so fat, she effects the tides!

**Brad** · 10-18-2005, 08:53 PM

Yo Momma so ugly, if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

**Vulture6** · 10-18-2005, 08:54 PM

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was little, her momma dropped her off at school and got a ticket for littering!

**Brad** · 10-18-2005, 08:56 PM

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

**Vulture6** · 10-18-2005, 08:57 PM

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes in a restaurant and they give her a menu, she says "Okay - That'll be fine!"

**Brad** · 10-18-2005, 08:59 PM

Yo mama so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals!

**Vulture6** · 10-18-2005, 09:01 PM

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes into a restaurant, she asks for an estimate!

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