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Old 10-17-2005, 07:46 PM   #1 (permalink)

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The Dozens
Anybody here old enough to remember playing the dozens?

For you young folks, that'd be "Yo Mama" jokes...


So, I'll start:


Yo Mama's so fat, she has her own time zone!

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Old 10-17-2005, 11:18 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Yo mama so fat the sun orbits around her!

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Old 10-18-2005, 01:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yo mama's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet

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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a penny and made a booger pop out of Abe Lincoln's nose!
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Old 10-18-2005, 02:29 PM   #5 (permalink)

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Yo mama's so fat she gotta buy 3 tickets to get on an airplane!

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

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Old 10-18-2005, 02:48 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Yo mama's so ugly she's gotta sneek up on a glass of water to get a drink!


(I just noticed my rank says I'm Master of Vice, any of y'all ladies wanna make some movies? muahahaha! or maybe I should open a combo massage parlor/gambling den)

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Yo mama's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside!
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Yo mama's so poor she got married just for the rice they'd throw at her!

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Yo mama's so dumb she though a quarterback was a refund

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Yo mama so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone

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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

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