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Old 12-14-2005, 06:25 PM   #21 (permalink)

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Old 12-15-2005, 04:23 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Why do you have to take a test and be licensed to drive, but anybody with genitals can become a parent?

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Old 12-22-2005, 07:01 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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Old 12-29-2005, 07:32 AM   #24 (permalink)
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WHY is it that when there is a vehicle accident or a shooting at a walmart or a tornado that the media walks past the police, the EMT's the EMA officials and the firedepartment officials to find the dumbest person in the crowd and get their assesment of what happened?
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Old 12-30-2005, 09:42 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Why do people say "I have to use the ATM machine?" So is it now the Automatic Teller Machine Machine?

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same rule applies to the Rio Grande River and the Saharra Desert. Rio is spanish for river and the Saharra means big desert
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why are there locks on doors at stores open 24/7

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Why do you hit the snooze bar when you know you lie there awake waiting for it to go off again??

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Old 01-19-2006, 06:24 AM   #29 (permalink)
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- armyinfmom63 how did you know that this is what I do. On the 3rd ring the music turns on and I get up.

Why do you go down to your car open the door, put the key in the ignition and start it, when you can point and start your car?
 
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Why do hookers need a permit to wear heels in Mobile, AL?

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When a convicted murderer is about to be executed with a lethal injection, WHY do they swab his arm with alcohol to guard against infection before making the injection?

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Why are almost all alarm clock snooze alarms 9 minutes?

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