Brokeback Mountain - What would John Wayne say?

[Vulture6]

Okay, so I haven't seen the movie, but here's an interesting thought: What would John Wayne say about his movie, or if he had been cast in one of the lead roles?
A line from "Cahill, US Marshall" comes to mind:

"Fill your hand and meet your maker, you son-of-a-bitch!"



How would you modify the movie? Cast new actors and add dialog

Let's add to actual or potential lines...

[Vulture6]

Okay, how about if Clint Eastwood was cast in one of lead roles.

Sample Dialog:

"Do ya feel like gettin' lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

-- or --

"Go ahead, make me gay..."

[Grimmy]

"well pilgrim, I wear the pants in this relationship so drop yours".

[Vulture6]

If they cast Arnold in a lead role: "I'll be in back."

[Grimmy]

Arnold: I'll be up your back.

[Brad]

From True Grit:

"Baby Sister, I was born gay and I intend to go out that way."

[Grimmy]

C Eastwood: do ya feel horny? well, do ya, punk?

[USMCRET6391]

John Wayne after being approached by a woman......."That'll be the day" (from The Searchers)

[Vulture6]

John Wayne from Rio Bravo: "I've been called a lot of things in my day, and comfortable ain't one of 'em"

[USMCRET6391]

Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my passions, yer hatred will kindle into love. (John Wayne: The Conquerer)

[Brad]

Another from Rio Bravo: "Sorry don't get it done, Dude. That's the second time you've hit me. Don't ever do it again."