Santa's List

[SGRock]

Heard this one on a radio show. Santa has three lists; the nice list, the naughty list and the *CRAP* list. You know you're on the *CRAP* list when Santa....

Sends your letters back unopened marked "FAT CHANCE"

Leaves a reindeer head in your bed

So come up with some good ones.

[Navy6064]

Try this one.

http://www.northpole.com/Den/List.asp

[Vulture6]

You know you're on the *CRAP* list when Santa....

... craps down your chimney.

[ClutterbusterNY]

You know you're on Santa's CRAP list when all you get is Reindeer Poop!

http://www.ibsssalumni.org/html/reindeer_poop.html

I send reindeer poop to my Troops each Christmas, but that's not all they get.
I don't make the recipe at this site but I use the poem with funny pictures of reindeer.

My version is simple to make and tasty too:
Just combine 3/4 c malted milk balls, 3/4 c chocolate raisins & 3/4 c chocolate covered nuts and pour into a plastic bag. Tie it with a bow and add the tag.
They love it and it always brings a smile too.

[CFergusn]

When Mrs Clause calls and apologizes for him not bringing toys. As she hangs up, you hear her say "dumbass!"

[SGRock]

Leaves a bill for last years gifts with a note saying "Last notice. Will be turned over to Vinny's collection agency unless payment is made."