A New, Hip, Ten Commandments

**Navy6064** · 03-21-2005, 07:57 PM

A New, Hip, Ten Commandments

A New, Hip, Ten Commandments

Tired of the old style Ten Commandments? Try the new hip version:

1. I am the cool mack daddy of the dope hype flow. Give me props and mad respect.

2. Don’t be kneeling for some bling bling.

3. Don’t be throwing my name around, be it J. Hovah or Yah Diddy.

4. Yo, Sunday is “funday”, ya dig?

5. Respect your moms, your pops, or whoever it was raised you, unless they whack.

6. Thou shalt not bust a cap in someone’s ass.

7. Don’t be running around on people like they don’t know.

8. No five-finger discounts.

9. Don’t front.

10. If your neighbor’s got a fly crib or a pimped-out set of wheels, that’s they bidness, not yours.

rabbid37 · 03-21-2005, 08:22 PM

Nice!

USMCRET6391 · 03-21-2005, 10:26 PM

:lmaonedt

AmericanGirl · 03-21-2005, 11:10 PM

rotflmao

CoastieDrummer · 03-21-2005, 11:38 PM

yo, in da beginin, my big homie in da sky made da earth an shit. it was tight yo.

brooklyn6 · 03-23-2005, 11:54 AM

1LTJAY · 03-23-2005, 11:57 AM

LOL WATCH OUT FOR INCOMING LIGHTING BOLTS

Ram0528 · 03-23-2005, 01:07 PM

RFleischman · 03-23-2005, 10:16 PM

kinda sacreligious but still funny!

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