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Old 03-21-2005, 08:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Famous Last Words


"Are you sure the power is off?"

"Don't be so superstitious."

"He's probably just hibernating."

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

"I can make this light before it changes."

"I wonder where the mother bear is?"

"I'll get a world record for this."

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

"It's fireproof."

"It's probably just a rash."

"It's strong enough for both of us."

"I've done this before."

"I've seen this done on TV."

"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."

"Let it down slowly."

"Nice doggie."

"Now watch this..."

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Rat poison only kills rats."

"So, you're a cannibal..."

"That's odd."

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"This doesn't taste right."

"Well, we've made it this far."

"What does this button do?"

"What duck?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"


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Old 03-23-2005, 11:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Famous Last Words

lol

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Old 03-23-2005, 12:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol


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Old 03-23-2005, 12:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Famous Last Words

LOL nice list...add to that,

The tide wont be in for another two hours

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Old 03-23-2005, 12:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Was this from personal experience? of course your still with us, but...

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Old 03-23-2005, 01:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2005, 01:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Was this from personal experience? of course your still with us, but...
Actually it is, when I was 16 a couple of friends of mine and I were snorkling off the cliffs near Laguna Beach here in So Cal. Waited to long to get out of the cove we had left our gear in got trapped in a small cave and spent 6 hours waiting for the tide to go out.

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Old 03-23-2005, 01:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yikes, almost famous last words... well I am glad you are still here

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Old 03-23-2005, 08:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Lol
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LOl!

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lol
well don't feal bad when i was living on Long Island NY this past summer saw a few peoples boats that ran aground pretty much had to wait till the tides turned.

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