Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker:

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Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker:


10 Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.

9 She's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years
running.

8 When asked for her phone number, she gives it in hex.

7 Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6 Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5 Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."

4 Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3 His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

2 Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr.
President."

And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker...

1 You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!