Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal

[Navy6064]

"Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal"

As presented on the 9/23/97 broadcast of the Late Show

10. Make guest appearance on "Ellen" as "Ricky-the Gay Gabana
Boy."

9. Have name of country officially changed to "Spiceworld."

8. Call himself "El Presidente" and ride around the White House
on a Donkey.

7. Star in new movie about misunderstood genius, "Good Bill
Clinting."

6. Begin State of Union address by announcing, "I am so baked
right now, dude!"

5. Appear on CBS special, "Presidential Interns Do the Darndest
Things."

4. Release rap album under name "Puff Puffy."

3. During press conference, use fly rod to yank off Sam
Donaldson's toupee.

2. Appear on "Jerry Springer" and beat the crap out of Kenneth
Starr.

1. Start harassing himself.

[CFHSNJROTC]

Lol great ones in here i have to say .

[CoastieDrummer]

el presidente and the donkey, that was pretty good