Top 10 Signs You Work for Intel

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Top 10 Signs You Work for Intel

10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways
to improve their process.

9. You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear
sweats to work.

8. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as
deliverables.

7. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do
for a living.

6. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most
expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

5. You think that "progressing an action plan" and
"calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.

4. You know the people at the airport hotels better than your
next door neighbors.

3. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making
Friday night plans.

2. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he
put his ideas into a matrix.

And, the number one sign you work at Intel...

1. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 O'clock.