Top Least Used Personals Acronyms

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Top Least Used Personals Acronyms
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WSF = "will settle for" ("ISO leggy supermodel; WSF any
vertebrate");

LWM = "live with Mom" ("SM, financially independent --
because I LWM");

BTD = "bore {you} to death" ("SF, enjoy long walks on
beach, and the chance to BTD about my old boyfriend");

PEM = "pathetic excuse for a man" ("You've tried the best
*and* the rest, now try this PEM");

MMP = "married male predator" ("MMP ISO gullible woman to
string along until the sex dries up.");

TSZ = "twelve-step zealot" ("SM, enjoy endlessly obsessing
about my twelve-step program");

CHF = "collect Hummel figures" ("SF, 49, no contact with
the outside world except shopping trips to CHF");

IPH = "impossibly poofy hair" ("SF, 21 ISO SM 18-45 who
enjoys The Mall and my IPH");

ACS = "Active Canker Sores" ("SM, with AKC ISO SF without
same");

PDP = "Pants Dropping President" ("PDP seeks big-haired
minimum wage receptionist to show distinguishing
characterisitcs of member...")