Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

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TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden
because men hate to ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him
the TV remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television,
they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!)

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his
seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment
for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was
garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would
never be able to handle childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where
he put his tools.

3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed
someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in
the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back,
scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."

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