Jennifer Katharine Gates

[Navy6064]

Jennifer Katharine Gates

P.S. Some fun stuff to make your day:

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For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something
from Microsoft shipped on time: Jennifer Katharine Gates,
weighted 8 pounds, 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er,
born, on Friday, April 26 at 6:11 p.m.. And what do Baby
Gates and Daddy's products have in common?


1.Neither can stand on its own two feet without a lot of third party
support.

2.Both barf all over themselves--regularly!

3.Regardless of the problem, calling Microsoft Tech Support won't
help.

4.As they mature, we pray that they will be better than that which
preceeded them.

5.At first release, they are relatively compact, but they seem to grow
and grow with each passing year.

6.Although announced with great fanfare, pretty much anyone could have
produced one.

7.They arrive in shaky condition with inadequate documentation.

8.No matter what, it takes several months between the announcement and
the actual release.

9.Bill gets the credit, but someone else did most of the work.

10.For at least the next year, they'll suck!

[AngelBear]

[USMCRET6391]

Lol

[CoastieDrummer]

BAHAHAHA, I LOVE that, I HATE microsoft, that is why I am a Mac man. woot woot. represent the apple right here!