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Old 03-25-2005, 10:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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After her boyfriend was sent to Iraq she started seeing another man. She wrote to John, the Marine, and asked for the picture she had given him.

Being the trained Marine he was, John went to all of his buddies and collected photos of all their girlfriends; naked and clothed. He sent them off to his now-ex-girlfriend with a note: "I don't remember which one you are so please take your photo and send the others back."
 
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Old 03-25-2005, 10:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Perfect! lmao

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Old 03-25-2005, 08:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that is pretty funny, it would be funny to see the look on her face when she opened that letter up. hahaha

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Old 03-26-2005, 01:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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that is the greatest thing

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great one bet she was alittle mad or embarssed when she opend that envolope

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heard it but still funny!

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