Why They Should Eliminate Caddies

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WHY THEY SHOULD ELIMINATE CADDIES

Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.

Golfer: I’ve played so poorly all day – I think I’m going to go drown myself in that lake.
Caddie: I don’t think you can keep your head down that long, sir.

Golfer: This is the worst golf course I’ve ever played on!
Caddie: This isn’t the golf course – we left that an hour ago.

Golfer: Well, Caddie, how do you like my game?
Caddie: Very good, sir, but personally I prefer golf.

Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before.
Caddie: I didn’t realize you had played before, sir.

Golfer: Caddie, do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.

Golfer: Please stop checking your watch every five minutes – it’s distracting me!
Caddie: This isn’t a watch – it’s a compass.

Golfer: This golf is a funny game.
Caddie: It’s not supposed to be.

Golfer: That can’t be my ball, Caddie. It looks far too old.
Caddie: It has been awhile since we started, sir.

Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?
Caddie: Eventually.

Golfer: You’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world!
Caddie: I doubt it, That would be just too much of a coincidence.