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The Female Stages Of Life
THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK -------------------------------------------------------------- 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES -------------------------------------------------------------- 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Need to have Francois color my wig AGE FAVORITE SPORT -------------------------------------------------------------- 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE -------------------------------------------------------------- 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35 "A diamond" 48 "A bigger diamond" 66 "Home Alone" AGE FAVORITE FANTASY ------------------------------------------------------------- 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 a man with hair 66 a man AGE HOUSE PET ------------------------------------------------------------- 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? ------------------------------------------------------------- 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 AGE IDEAL DATE ------------------------------------------------------------- 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast ----- THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE ------------------------------------------ AGE DRINK ------------------------------------------------------------- 17 beer 25 vodka 35 scotch 48 double scotch 66 Maalox AGE SEDUCTION LINE ------------------------------------------------------------- 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for the weekend. 66 My second wife is dead. AGE FAVORITE SPORT -------------------------------------------------------------- 17 sex 25 sex 35 sex 48 sex 66 napping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE -------------------------------------------------------------- 17 "tongue" 25 "breakfast" 35 "She didn't set back my therapy." 48 "I didn't have to meet her kids." 66 "Got home alive." AGE FAVORITE FANTASY ------------------------------------------------------------- 17 getting to third base 25 airplane sex 35 menage a trois 48 taking the company public 66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave AGE HOUSE PET -------------------------------------------------------------- 17 roaches 25 stoned-out college roommate 35 Irish setter 48 children from his first marriage 66 Barbi AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? -------------------------------------------------------------- 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 17 |
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Re: The Female Stages Of Life
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