A West Virginian dies and goes to hell.

[Navy6064]

> >A West Virginian dies and goes to hell. There he finds
that there is a
> > different hell for each state.
> >
> > He goes first to the Pennsylvania hell and asks, "What
do they do here?
> > "He
> > is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for
an hour. Then they
> > lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
Pennsylvania devil
> > comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
> >
> > The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he
moves on.
> >
> > He checks out the Maryland hell, the Ohio hell, and
many more. He
> > discovers
> > that they are all more or less the same as the
Pennsylvania hell. Then
he
> > comes to the West Virginia hell and finds that there is
a very long line
> > of
> > people waiting to get in.
> >
> > Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told,
"First they put you
> > in
> > an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a
bed of nails for
> > another hour. Then the West Virginia devil comes in and
whips you for
the
> > rest of the day."
> >
> > "But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells...why are so many
> > people waiting to get in?"
> >
> > "Because the electricity is always off, someone stole
all the nails out
of
> > the bed, and the devil used to work for the State Road.
He comes in,
> > punches his time card, leans on his whip for a while
and then goes back
> > home."

[USMCRET6391]

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[rabbid37]

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