Why you shouldn't question a drunk

[Brad]

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her
purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit
startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's
intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt
and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know
what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly

[Batgirl]

[1LTJAY]

Lmao

[Rusty24]

[Navy6064]

[Ram0528]

LMAO

[AmericanGirl]

Damn and I thought all women got prettier after a few drinks lol

[rabbid37]

Thats funny!

[brooklyn6]

lol !!!!

[AngelBear]

Now that there was funny... I don't care who ya are, its funny.

LOL
When ya been drinking you always tell the truth on matters that are rude.