The Laws of Aviation
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh S--t!!!!"
I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.
Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing!
When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.
Never trade luck for skill.
Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers
Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries!
Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of under-standing or doing anything about it.
A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to its maximum.
Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you!!
The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and, a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life where you get to experience all three at the same time.
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04-25-2005, 04:49 AM
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