Why Indeed????

1.Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2.Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3.If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
4.Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
5.Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
6.Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
7.Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
8.Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
9.Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
10.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
11.Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
12.How come abbreviated is such a long word?
13.Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
14.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
15.Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
16.Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a
dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

[Rusty24]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Because when you see some when in lingere you wish you were blind!

LOL
Very true!

[rabbid37]

True......lol

[Navy6064]

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[Turtledrive]

just goes to show our language is backwards sometimes.