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Old 04-25-2005, 08:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The "viewing"

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked
if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and
I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my
condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my
private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

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Old 04-25-2005, 09:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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