Humor in uniform.

[Navy6064]

I served with a guy who did a strange thing: He bounced an imaginary basketball wherever he went. Eventually, a psychiatrist labeled him unfit for duty, which led to a medical discharge. After the proceedings, he addressed the officer in charge.
"Sir, may I approach?"
With permission granted, he went through the motion of putting something on the officer's desk.
"What is this?" asked the officer.
"My basketball. I don't need it anymore."

[RFleischman]

jeez..