Score With Hot Babes With The World's 20 Greatest Pickup Lines

[Navy6064]

SCORE WITH HOT BABES WITH THE WORLD'S 20 GREATEST PICKUP LINES


Guys, having an arsenal of clever pickup lines at your disposal is the key to success with women. And here, from our panel of 12 swinging bachelors from across America, are the greatest pickup lines ever! "Break the ice with one of these surefire lines and you'll score with even the most stuck-up chick," declares Los Angeles panel member Chip Gogdins, whose bedpost boasts 1,250 notches.

Here are the 20 best:

1. If I told you that you have the world's greatest body, would you hold it against me.

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

3. How about you sit on my lap and we see what pops up?

4. You must be a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over you.

5. Say, that's a nice skirt. Can I talk you out of it?

6. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

7. You must have a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them.

8. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

9. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

10. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?

11. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

12. My magic watch tells me you don't have on panties. (Girl: But I AM wearing panties.) Oh, it must be running an hour fast.

13. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

14. That outfit is great -- and it would look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

15. Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

16. (Looking at her shirt label) Just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.

17. Have you lost your virginity? (Girl: Yes.) Well, can I have the box it came in?

18. This bar sure is a meat market -- and you're the filet mignon.

19. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

20. Do you sleep on your stomach? (Girl: No.) Can I?

[diablo21]

lol...heard a few of those ones....nice lol, wouldn't fall for some of them though

[AngelBear]

:shootment

[Rusty24]

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place

.... this one works. Tried it on a bet and won.

[Cmfone]

I just saw this one in a movie or on tv just a couple of days ago!!!!

Originally Posted by navy6064

12. My magic watch tells me you don't have on panties. (Girl: But I AM wearing panties.) Oh, it must be running an hour fast.

[AmericanGirl]

Girls actually fall for these? after how many drinks?

[Brad]

^you mean they don't work?

I think the rate of success is inversely proportional to the ugliness of the guy using the line...

[Turtledrive]

^ or the girl hearing it, dependent on her state dof desperation.