Dictionary of Women's Words for Men

[Brad]

Words Women Use:

Fine



This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



Five Minutes



If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



Nothing


This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead


This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh


Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".



That's Okay


This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks


This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

[Navy6064]

lol

[SGRock]

I have heard these somewhere else, hmmm.

[Batgirl]

I'm familiar with a few of those

[USMCRET6391]

:lmaonedt

[Turtledrive]

lol