You are no longer "cool" when

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You are no longer "cool" when .....
>
> 1. You find yourself listening to talk radio.
> 2. You daughter says she got pierced and you
look at
> her ears.
> 3. The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
> 4. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure
suit.
> 5. Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find
that
> sexy.
> 6. You think Tragically Hip is when a
middle-aged man
> gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year
old
> girlfriend.
> 7. You criticize the kids of today for their
satanic
> suicide- inducing music, forgetting that you
rocked to
> Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.
> 8. You call the police on a noisy party next
door
> instead of grabbing beer and joining it.
> 9. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert
> because you have to work the next day.
> 10. When grass is something that you cut, not
> cultivate.
> 11. When jogging is something you do to your
memory.
> 12. Rocking all night means dozing off in your
rocking
> chair.
> 13. Sex becomes "All that foolishness".
> 14. Getting a little action means your prune
juice is
> working.
> 15. All the cars behind you turn on their
headlights.
> 16. You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock
group
> not a corporation.
> 17. You bought your first car for the same price
you
> paid for your son's new running shoes.
> 18. You actually ASK for your father's advice.
> 19. You don't know how to operate a fax machine.
> 20. When someone mentions SURFING you picture
waves
> and a surf board.

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