Speeding

[Navy6064]

Speeding


An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was
driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gave him her license.

The patrolman said, "I see you are from Texas. I spent some time
there once and went on a blind date with the most irritating
woman I've ever known."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He says he thinks he knows you!"

[Turtledrive]

lol

[brooklyn6]

lol

[Curt]

Thats good

[diablo21]

funny but really lame lol

[SpongeJuan]

hahahaha