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Old 08-11-2005, 05:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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They Always Look Better At Closin Time!
THEY ALWAYS LOOK BETTER AT CLOSIN TIME!

SOME EVEN GO FROM A TWO BAGGER TO A DOUBLE COYOTE!


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Old 08-11-2005, 06:46 PM   #2 (permalink)

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If it wasnt for alcohol I'd prolly still be a virgin.

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Old 08-12-2005, 10:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Durring my partying days we had a standing joke, my friend Patty would walk into the bar, pick out the ugliest guy in the room and tell me if he started to look good, it was time to leave.

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Old 08-12-2005, 02:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lololol

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Old 08-12-2005, 05:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha sad but sooo true!
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Old 08-12-2005, 07:27 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Hey!! AG!! I knew I'd seen you some place before!


It's me I'm that guy!!

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Old 08-12-2005, 07:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2005, 09:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hey!! AG!! I knew I'd seen you some place before!


It's me I'm that guy!!

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No way Grimmy! There were some pretty ugly men in Port Huron/Sarnia... I don't think any of them was you! Besides, its not like we were the cutest girls in the bar either lol.

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Old 08-13-2005, 07:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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The long ago good old days
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Old 08-13-2005, 11:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol, never saw the spectrum before of the transformation process.
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Old 08-15-2005, 08:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lol AG i don't even wanna know ur stories...lol-but then again...i can probably either relate or heard them from friends...lol

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Old 08-18-2005, 07:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That's pretty funny
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