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Old 08-16-2005, 09:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why condoms comes in packs of 3, 6, and 12

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those
are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package? "The dad replies,"Those are for
high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for
Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who
uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are
for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for
March....."


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Old 08-16-2005, 09:28 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Re: Why condoms comes in packs of 3, 6, and 12

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Re: Why condoms comes in packs of 3, 6, and 12

When I was about to leave home at 18, my Dad told me that he had finally reached the point where he could do it twice. Then he said, "I like the one at Christmas the best..."
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Re: Why condoms comes in packs of 3, 6, and 12

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Re: Why condoms comes in packs of 3, 6, and 12

Classic!
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