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Old 09-17-2005, 06:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Towel Heads

Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note: We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is actually not a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads". Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

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Old 09-17-2005, 06:59 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Old 09-17-2005, 07:19 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Old 09-17-2005, 08:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2005, 09:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I prefer the term targets.


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Old 09-17-2005, 10:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Doesnt matter to me, dead is my favorite...

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Old 09-18-2005, 04:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2005, 05:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2005, 11:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2005, 05:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2005, 07:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2005, 04:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hagees is a favorite
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:48 AM   #13 (permalink)

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Re: Towel Heads

I donno Sponge, shithead seems to fit em pretty good. Did I pronounce that right? shithead?

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