A little old lady is walking down the street

[Navy6064]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags,
and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd
better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the
warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?"
" Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
each time
someone sticks his little thing through the bushes, I say : $20 or off
it
comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in
the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

[armyinfmom63]

Lol

[RedCell]

it hurts! lol

[Rusty24]