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Old 01-06-2006, 10:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Divorced Barbie

A business man was on his way home from work one night when he realized
that it was his daughter's birthday and he had not gotten her a gift
yet. Rushing to the make a stop at the toy store before going home he
walks in and tells the lady at the counter, "How much is the that Barbie
there on the window?"

In a very polite voice, the lady asks him, "Which one? We have:

Barbie at the gym for $19.95
Volleyball Barbie for $19.95
Barbie goes shopping for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Dancing Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95"

Surprised by her last offer, the man asks her, "Why does Divorced
Barbie cost $265.95 while the others cost $19.95??"

The lady responds, "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's car
Ken's house
Ken's boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's computer
and Ken's friend.

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I bet it does hahahahaha
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I know that feeling!

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