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is AKA: Pam
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Divorced Barbie
A business man was on his way home from work one night when he realized
that it was his daughter's birthday and he had not gotten her a gift yet. Rushing to the make a stop at the toy store before going home he walks in and tells the lady at the counter, "How much is the that Barbie there on the window?" In a very polite voice, the lady asks him, "Which one? We have: Barbie at the gym for $19.95 Volleyball Barbie for $19.95 Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Dancing Barbie for $19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95" Surprised by her last offer, the man asks her, "Why does Divorced Barbie cost $265.95 while the others cost $19.95??" The lady responds, "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's car Ken's house Ken's boat Ken's furniture Ken's computer and Ken's friend. -Pam |
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Re: Divorced Barbie
I bet it does hahahahaha
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