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Old 10-05-2004, 12:45 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Lets all send a Valentine to Osama

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and
tells her father that they learned about the history of
Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint
and we're Jewish," she asks,
"will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says
"No, I don't think God would get mad.
Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks, in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine,
he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad,
and maybe start loving people a little."
"And if other kids saw what I did and
sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot.
And then he'd start going all over the place
to tell everyone how much he loved them and
how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells with pride and
he looks at his daughter with new found pride.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard!"

"I know," Melissa says.
"And once that gets him out in the open,
the MARINES could blow his head off."

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Old 10-05-2004, 01:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Lets all send a Valentine to Osama

hehehe....well bless her heart....


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Old 10-05-2004, 01:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Lets all send a Valentine to Osama

WOW it's valentine's day already, thanks for reminding me
 
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Ah, from the mouth of babes,,,you go girl

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